As soon as I got my condo loan sorted, I jumped on Filipino Cupid, created an account, uploaded a few photos and paid for one month membership. Immediately my inbox started to blow up with messages from random chicks. I quickly created filters to ignore girls over 23 years old.

I sent a few openers and then noticed the message in my inbox that caught my attention. She was 22 year old girl with average face and no full body picture. It made me a bit suspicious but the opener, although I don't remember it exactly, was really creative and really caught my eye. Her name was A. After a quick message exchange on the website we moved to Facebook messenger.

This time, dear reader, I am going to reveal the whole conversation with this girl in a series of screenshots with comments because there are, I believe, a few lessons there. Philippines is said to be the easiest place in a world to get laid and you, supposedly, don't have to have any game but I don't think it's entirely true. Filipino chicks are still flaky and they like to play stupid mind games, which will be apparent when you see the messages.

I was lying in my bed on the 51st floor of Horizon 101 condominium building, the same one I purchased my condo in. She waved me on Messenger and we started to chat.

I had pictures in my Facebook account standing in front of a shelf full of records as well pictures of me spinning a set.

I was already done with the meetings but, hey, I am a busy man doing business in Cebu.

I was so lazy, I didn't even want to travel anywhere for a date. Coffee Bean Scent is a cafe right downstairs from my Horizons 101 condo. I was trying to protect myself from wasting a couple of hours travelling to a mall for more convenient date in case of a flake.

And she flaked. Good news, I didn't waste any time so I could just go out and hang out in the bar with S. or do something else.

Here I tried to pitch my favourite gambit. Filipino chicks like the beach and they like the pool. If I invite a chick to swim in a pool at my condo, the following is going to happen. She will need to drop her things at my place, strip to the bikini and go for a swim with me. After we finish, she will need to come back upstairs to take a shower and pick up her stuff. And this is where I planned to make my move. She was the first girl I was going to try it on.

She didn't bite so I pitched a date at convenient place at the shopping mall.

I shot her my selfie from TGI Friday's for identification purposes. And here the bullshit started. She had definitely arrived at the mall but she was "too shy" to meet a foreigner. As you can see, I was sitting at the cafe for more than 20 minutes like a tool before she delivered that. What kind of sorcery is that? Is she really shy? Haven't she met a foreigner before? Kinda plausible, right? Wrong. It was all bullshit, as I will explain later.

I wasn't much of a player back then so I almost given up on her. But my horniness and determination to get laid took over.

She was actually camping in the doughnut shop across the mall. She never left the camp until I walked there, grabber her by the hand and walked her back to TGI Friday's where I left my drinks and a meal. She already bought a milkshake at JCO so I didn't even have to buy her a drink.

The date went nice and smooth. I just made her talk about herself while applying light kino here and there. She was a call-centre agent who used to work for eBay Australia. The funny thing is, she was quite familiar with Aussie slang because, in her words, they specifically trained them in that. She's been to TGI Friday's before as it was a favourite place for their corporate outings.

She had a work coming that night so I hugged her goodbye and let her go. Her office was pretty close to the Ayala Mall. Later that night she sent me a "thank you" text.

Here you go. Now she is proposing a swim. All I needed to do is to divert it to the pool.

And it was done. Second date was scheduled as I planned.

Now that is interesting. She posted a Facebook story from a night club just across the road from my place and then shot me this message. My guess, if I weren't asleep and read the message, I'd fuck her that very night. It was a clear invite to meet. The shyness has disappeared completely. She has already decided to fuck me.

Just some filler banter with her about music.

And we finally met. I was getting really pissy about her flaking again but it was Father's Day that day so she was hanging out with the family the whole day and still managed to escape to meet me. Instead of 5 pm she arrive at almost 10 pm. That's how Filipino girls keep a schedule. Apparently, a normal behaviour.

We went upstairs where she dropped her bag and put on a bikini. The pool was about to close so we only had around 30 minutes. We swam and played in the pool for a little while. Lots of touching. She had nice, firm body with wide hips. Eventually the guard asked us to leave the pool as he was going to close the gates.

Upstairs, at my place, she went to the shower and changed into her normal clothes. We sat on a couch next to each other and, within five minutes we were making out. When I took off her bra, I saw one of the greatest pair of tits I had a pleasure to suck on. I didn't notice it in the pool but these breasts were close to perfection.

We undressed each other and I pulled her to bed. I ate her shaved pussy and she sucked my dick. I tried to stick it in raw but she politely asked for "protection" so the condom went on. The sex was hot. I got into a flow while fucking her. No mind, just the experience.

After we finished, we lied in a bed and talked a bit but, within less than 20 minutes after I blew my load, she excused herself, put her clothes on, grabbed her things and left. Although I was a bit puzzled by this abrupt departure, it was a zero dollar notch. I didn't even buy her a drink on a first date and she came straight for a swim and a fuck on a second date.

She still messaged me back that night. The next day the storm came over Cebu City so I sent her a ping. She was still messaging back. I didn't mind a repeat so I kept messaging her.

After a bit of a banter, I seeded another hangout on a weekend.

And we met again at Daft Punk bar. I bought us a couple of beers and we listened to the weird IDM vinyl DJ set. After that we bounced to another bar across the road from my place for a second drink. We chatted about music and her life in Cebu City and then I walked her back to my condo.

As the previous time, within ten minutes we were making out. However, when I tried to slide my hand down her panties, she hesitated. She was on her periods. "I'll put a towel on a bed and we'll use a condom," I told her. She was really horny. The sex was messy but hot. Again, in less than 20 minutes after we finished, she dressed, grabbed her things and left. I am still puzzled as of why.

We kept messaging back and forth after I left the country. I had plans to return to Cebu for Christmas and wanted to see her again. It never happened. I couldn't get her out. To this day she still watches my Facebook stories and likes my posts.

I've learned interesting things about her later, when I had my affair with L. That's how I know the shyness and flakiness was a bullshit. But this is a story for another day.

To be continued...